annnnnnnd the annually revised Husband List
adventurous, awe-struck, adorable, beauty-lover, bike-rider, brilliant, bum, camper, clever, child-like, creative, calm, dreamer, discreet,elijah wood, erratic, experience-seeker, elve, friendly, fantasy-lover, godly, generous, hobbit, humble, independent, inspired, intelligent, introverted, irrational, jupiter, kind, lover, leader, music-lover, member of disfuntional family, off-key, original, outdoorsy, on-top-of-the-cage, patriarch, passionate, poetic, people-watcher, quirky, quick, rare, recycler, soulful, spontaneous, similar-to-me, surprising, traveler, tolerant, terrific, unconventional, vagabond, witty, writer, wanderer, wonderer, weird, woodsman, xoxoxoxoxox,young at heart, zany
and then i think, this is what i want probably far from what i need
6 comments:
annnnnnd add "admiring of my alphabetizing skills"
Sharon, you are amazing. When I think of you, I think wow.
I can't wait to meet the future Mr. Cupcake.
I think I fit most of the categories....
can I be your husband???
oh wait...=/
Dangit! :)
Converse wearer: Good criteria. Very good criteria.
-jannananananannana
Ok, I have to disagree with Janna. Converse wearer is a terrible criteria. Converse only fit a smidgen of the population. Plus, they only fit American high schoolers. Have you ever seen a Mongol government official or an Australian cowboy or Pakistani mailman wearing Converse? No, no, I didn't think so. And there's probably a man who fits all of your criteria and he's reading your blog and falling in love with you, but then he sees "Converse-wearer" and he thinks, "I can wear converse." So he buys some, just to please you, and they give him blisters. And then you see his feet one midnight at the beach and you think he's gross, when really he's just romantic. So, he gets on a plane and goes to South-Africa. And it's bye-bye South-African philanthropist who doesn't wear converse. Rest assured, more romances have been destroyed as a result of shoes than any other reason, besides probably death and divorce. Converse-wearer is a terrible criteria. However, "bike-rider" is a wonderful criteria because it eliminates those of the male persuasion who are too poor to afford a bike.
Now did you alphabetize them to begin with or do you just list alphabetically off the top of your head?
Now, I have to disagree with Galen, because first of all...there is just something special about the right people wearing the converse. No, I'm not talking about those poor little black-eyelined girls, with big tears, and sad music playing in their lives because in their freshman year of highschool life just seems to unbearable to live...I'm talking about those people who just *fit* the converse. There's this weird underculture when it comes to those shoes. There are people who buy them and wear them, and there are people who WEAR them...I dont know if I can really explain it. You just know it if you see it.
And as for the bike-rider criteria, I'll never disagree with it, because an in shape, non polluting man would be wonderful...but bike riding is a possible cause for prostate cancer, one of the more deadly forms of cancer to strike males..
So I guess we're both in the red here, Mr. Galen Sir...so the only way this can be settled is to continuously pitch shoes and bicycles at one another until one gives in, and buys the other muffins and soup.
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much like galen i have had many thoughts about the converse wearing portion of the list. never one to critique another's list, i must say it is contradictory to desire a hobbit and wish for someone who wore converseseseses (whats the plural of converse). we all know hobbit do not wear shoes. especially not converseseseses as they were not developed until much later in history than the middle earth period. needless to say, i find the elve and hobbit adjectives contradictory as well. i'm not sure of to many elf/hobbit hybrids. although i'm quite sure elbits would be a delightful creature. although this raises an interesting sociological and cultural question. did frodo become more of an elf because of his encounters with legolas and legolas more of a hobbit because of his engagment with the hobbits?
and lord knows i have gone on for days, but are we referring to the jerry seinfeld of reality or the jerry seinfeld character on the tv show. because all know that jerry the character does not like women. and breaks up with them for many reasons. and i don't want that for you sharon. not for a minute. but i do pray for you a woodsman. every day i pray.
your list is excellent. i feel guilty for critiquing. please forgive me. may you find a converse wearing elfbit who happens to be a woodsman.
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