What makes Seattle Males so different from the rest?

*they accessorise
*they drink soy milk and other organic food like "Peace Cereal"
*they are more concerned with their appearance than most females
*they drive economical cars
*they know how to order lattes
*they know the difference between a dry and wet cappucino
*they use natural moisturizers
*they die their hair
*they have shoe collections (some have multiple colors of the same style)
*don't know how to put oil in a car
*they refuse to eat fast food

just a few observations from my circle of friends